20-something tales

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"Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one."

Tina Fey, Bossypants

#tina fey #bossypants #too much love for this woman #whitney houston #i will always love you #quote
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i was always that kid. f’in asthma.

#quote #funny #hilarious #sack race
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‘betes. Diabetes.

#diabetes #funny #quote #math problem #i wish all math was like this!
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lulz

#weird #i before e #wha #grammar sucks #funny #quote
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HELL YES.

#freestyle #singing #speak da truf #rapping #quote
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I toats say it out loud!

#wed-nes-day #wednesday #quote #im a dork
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My name is gurlshakilaneobama…? humph. I was hoping for watermalondrea

#quote #funny #watermelondrea #daymn
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absolutely no words. awesome.

#hilarious #haha #baby #fart #quote
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Actually, check for clown murderer then pee

#funny #pee #quote #ihavebeendoingthissincethethirdgrade
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Oh, so true!

#funny #quote #imfrackinhilarious

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“If I wasn’t an actor? Well, I would definitely be a Professional Basketball Player. I think that’s clear just by looking at me. I’m in super...

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oh zach braff :)

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Splash Mountain Reaction Shot of the Day: Do you smell what The Rock isWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[tmz.]

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“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. and I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m...”

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